Drooling on the Pillow

Friday, September 09, 2005

He Also Has Halloween Decorations On His Porch 

The guy across the street put his Christmas tree out for the trash this morning. Swear to God. There wasn't a needle on it, but it still had some tinsel. I love having guys like that on my block. Makes me feel like a real go-getter. Sort of like going to China made me feel tall and a week in the Poconos made me feel skinny.

The guy next to Christmas tree guy is a cop who is out there every day scraping his paint, sanding his wrought iron, trimming his bushes, hosing his sidewalk. Luckily, he's kind of surly so the Goddess can only take the comparison so far.
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