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Drooling on the Pillow

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Sign Here, Here and Here. And Don't Forget The Exit Strategy 

Okay, so maybe the Islamists have a point.

Eugene Volokh of the Volokh Conspiracy blogs about a recent case:
Some excerpts from a Massachusetts appellate court just
handed down yesterday:

The plaintiff and the defendant were in a long-term
committed relationship. Early in the morning of
September 24, 1994, they were engaged in consensual
sexual intercourse. The plaintiff was lying on his back
while the defendant was on top of him. The defendant's
body was secured in this position by the interlocking of
her legs and the plaintiff's legs. At some point, the
defendant unilaterally decided to unlock her legs and
place her feet on either side of the plaintiff's abdomen
for the purpose of increasing her stimulation. When the
defendant changed her position, she did not think about
the possibility of injury to the plaintiff. Shortly after
taking this new position, the defendant landed awkwardly
on the plaintiff, thereby causing him to suffer a penile fracture.
Well.

The mere idea of a 'penile fracture' gives me an unpleasent sensation 'down there', but if we've gotten to the point in this country where ostensible males are suing their sweeties for negligent sex, then maybe we ought to give this Sharia idea a try.
Posted by: Sluggo / 1:38 PM
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