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Drooling on the Pillow

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Science News 

Fausta, at Bad Hair Blog lifted the following from Samizdata. It's too good not to steal.
Samizdatistas are posting on the discovery of the heaviest
element yet known to science, governmentium.

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant
neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312
particles are held together by forces called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons.


The scientists must have been working in New Jersey. I
found (via SmadaNek) this article from The Last Angry
Men, The Trenton Circus: Government Unrestrained
from last March, which will give you an idea of why the
"atomic mass" of Jersian governmentium continues to increase.
Here in Jersey Governmentium bonds with Korruptonite. You know, the green stuff.
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