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Drooling on the Pillow

Monday, April 25, 2005

Meme Over Metuchen 

Jim, at Parkway Rest Stop, has dropped a bag o' meme in my lap, steaming and full of flavor. Mmmmm. The rules, as explained by Jimbo, are that I had to choose five from the list that appears below and complete the thought.

If I could be a writer, I'd check to see if my name were Shakespere, Faulkner or Austin. Otherwise, I'd kill myself.

If I could be an actor, I'd wonder how I looped back to a previous life and who I had to kill to make a go of it this time. Seriously.

If I could be an architect, I would build me a willow cabin at your gate.

If I could be a chef, I would sell only hamburgers, hash browns, pea soup and iced coffee. People would come for the iced coffee and come back for the hash browns.

If I could be a gardener, my flowers would be delicious and my plums would be beautiful and I'd make Jim put up signs so I wouldn't forget which were which.

These are the choices for the bozos I'm going to pass this on to:

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be an acrobat...
If I could be a particle physicist...
If I could be a cop...

Of the five you select, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

I choose Spear Shaker, Patrick at Jerseystyle! and Roberto at DynamoBuzz.

May God forgive me.
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