Drooling on the Pillow

Monday, April 25, 2005


Had Grace to myself again all weekend (soccer; 2 goals). It would have been great but I had a monster toothache both days. Tylenol 3, nothing. Bourbon therapy, very little, but at least I got to sleep a little. I think the worst is over. Not getting to the dentist til tomorrow morning and then we leave for Warrensburg on Thursday where, in the words of friends in the area, the internet, where it exists, is for lumberjack porn.

So this might be a good time to take a break. I hope you'll be back next Tuesday or so when Sluggo again makes with the snappy patter.

An Irishman, Englishman and Scottsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.The Scottsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
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